share your most embarrassing secrets

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when i first learned about naan bread i heard it from the voice of a guy who had a british accent and so for about six months i was under the impression it was spelled narn

[nebula]

i think inanimate objects have feelings
its debilitating

[vilmibm]

i shake hands with plants

[belacqua]

i thought richard sikens last name was silken for years, and had carried with me the sentiment of "isnt that so beautiful? that a man who writes so gorgeously has such a a poetic last name?" turns out i cant read lmao

[acdw]

i thought richard sikens last name was silken for years, and had carried with me the sentiment of "isnt that so beautiful? that a man who writes so gorgeously has such a a poetic last name?" turns out i cant read lmao

It was like, this year when I realized Sam Waterston (from Law & Order, et al) isn't Sam Waterson. I feel u

[pnppl]

for years i thought henry rollins (black flag singer) and peter rollins (theologian) were the same person. i thought he just had amazing personal range

[fruit]

i thought the Maxis loading-screen message was "recalculating splines" all my life until someone on tilde.town irc (i think) pointed out to me it actually was "reticulating splines"